Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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