I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i drank out of a bidet.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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