Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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