why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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