My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
