So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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