this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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