Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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