Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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