Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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