wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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