we have officially lost it.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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