I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
