Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
They are going to name an STD after you.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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