Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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