OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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