can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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