so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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