Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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