Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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