I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Are we still banned from the library?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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