what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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