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well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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