if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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