No stitches, just platelets and will power
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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