But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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