But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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