is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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