My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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