How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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