I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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