ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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