it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
