the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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