Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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