Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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