Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
