Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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