Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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