i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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