she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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