We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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