I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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