Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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