i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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