He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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