ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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