We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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