do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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