these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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