yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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